Donald Trump; the Hot Pocket of Politicians

Donald Trump is HOT right now, so hot that if he was a food he'd be that Hot Pocket that was too cold on the first bite so you threw it in the microwave again only have it turn into fiery metal outside filled with molten lava.

I'm serious, Trump is insanely hot right now, he's leading to polls by 29%.While his competition lingers behind with the ferocity of gluten free non-GMO certified organic farm to table salad, Trump steams ahead by doing what he does best, whatever he wants. This is the guy who says things like "I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.” and “All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me – consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected.” yet people love him for it.

Much like the Hot Pocket that burns every last taste bud off of your tongue and leaves every other food and drink without flavor for the next week, Trump's brash and "say what I want" nature burns the metaphorical taste buds off everyones metaphorically political tongues leaving his competition seeming bland. Perhaps Trump's biggest critique is actually his biggest advantage.... or the thought of photoshopping Trump's head on a Hot Pocket gave necessity of worthy back story, you decide.